LadySlipstream

When I first saw this notification I was like... I then had to... This is the single most impressive thing to happen to my account, even though it's like a speck of sand compared to your glass castle. IT WARRANTS A CAPSLOCK AWESOME SPREE WHICH I WILL EMBARK UPON ONCE I SUMMON THE HAPPY SPIRITS WITH MY GUTTURAL SCREE. THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE.ALL TWELVE OF YOU. edit: two up from ten.  at least twelve people have come here willingly.  there is much wow in that statement.

Because I'm like the 40% of this site's population who exist as deviant-lurkers, I've never felt the need to show this section any love.  None.  Absolute zilch.  Oliver Twist is the favourite child compared to this thing, making me the Artful Dodger.  Dodger of Finishing Anything Ever.  It's a sardonic kinda irony, how I can funnel bits of time into every portal, except the ones that matter.  Take right now, for example: torn between writing this, clicking that candy, looking at another screen showing Nappa tempting Li'l Vegeta with Dairy Queen, and beyond that screen to where my unfinished chores lie in wait.  And they shall wait there until

New month, new entry... new problemo's. It's true when they say "You don't know what you have, until it's gone." My CPU Fan went on strike in a very gentleman-like (because my PC is clearly a mech - it cannot multitask) manner.  First, it lowered its processing speed to one even a snail would wave its fist at.  Second, it began to glitch like I fed it crack through a funnel, and then it added weight to that "crack theory" by doing everything you'd expect from a DJ: - Shmancy light show on the monitor (if you tilt your head at certain angle, you can see the "Digital Dong") - Wearing sunglasses indoors (screen black-outs.  Kinda like The Ma