Because I'm like the 40% of this site's population who exist as deviant-lurkers, I've never felt the need to show this section any love. None. Absolute zilch. Oliver Twist is the favourite child compared to this thing, making me the Artful Dodger. Dodger of Finishing Anything Ever. It's a sardonic kinda irony, how I can funnel bits of time into every portal, except the ones that matter. Take right now, for example: torn between writing this, clicking that candy, looking at another screen showing Nappa tempting Li'l Vegeta with Dairy Queen, and beyond that screen to where my unfinished chores lie in wait. And they shall wait there until